All Achievements In Cookie Clicker (List)

Achievements in Cookie Clicker were introduced in version 1.026, and their numbers have grown since. As of now, in version 2.048, there are 569 Normal achievements and 16 Shadow achievements, which sums up to 585 in total. Unlike other games, achievements here are not just for show as they unlock new Milk types. This, in turn, unlocks the Kitten series of upgrades. That being said, here are all the achievements you can get in this idle game. We would like to thank Cookie Clicker Fandom for this massive list of achievements and how to get them in the game.

Cookie Clicker Normal Achievements

Cookies Baked in an Ascension

Name	Description
Wake & Bake	Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Making Some Dough	Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
So Baked Right Now	Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Fledgling Bakery	Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Affluent Bakery	Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
World-famous Bakery	Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Cosmic Bakery	Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Galactic Bakery	Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Universal Bakery	Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Timeless Bakery	Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Infinite Bakery	Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Immortal Bakery	Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Don’t Stop Me Now	Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
You Can Stop Now	Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Cookies All The Way Down	Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Overdose	Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
How?	Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
The Land of Milk and Cookies	Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
He Who Controls The Cookies Controls The Universe	Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Tonight on Hoarders	Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Are You Gonna Eat All That?	Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Bakery	Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
In the Mouth of Madness	Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Brought to You by the Letter Money	Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
The Dreams In Which I’m Baking Are The Best I’ve Ever Had	Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Set for Life	Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Panic! at Nabisco	Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Bursting at the Seams	Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Just About Full	Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Hungry for More	Bake 1 quattuodrdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Feed me, Orteil	Bake 100 quattuodrdecillion cookies in one ascension.
And then what?	Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
I think it’s safe to say you’ve got it made	Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
A Sometimes Food	Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Not Enough of a Good Thing	Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Horn of Plenty	Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Large and in-charge	Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Absolutely Stuffed	Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
It’s only Wafer-Thin	Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Think Big	Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Hypersize Me	Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Max Capacity	Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cookies Baked Per Second (CpS)

In Cookie Clicker, CpS achievements are based on “Raw cookies per Second”.  Meaning the cookies you collected through Golden Cookies or other boosts will not count.

Name	Description
Casual Baking	Bake 1 cookie per second.
Hardcore Baking	Bake 10 cookies per second.
Steady Tasty Stream	Bake 100 cookies per second.
Cookie Monster	Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Mass Producer	Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Cookie Vortex	Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Cookie Pulsar	Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Cookie Quasar	Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Oh Hey, You’re Still here	Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Let’s Never Bake Again	Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
A World Filled With Cookies	Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
When This Baby Hits 36 Quadrillion Cookies per Hour	Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Fast and Delicious	Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Cookiehertz: A Really, Really Tasty Hertz	Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second. “Tastier than a hertz donut, anyway.”
Woops, You Solved World Hunger	Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Turbopuns	Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second. “Mother Nature will be like ‘slowwwww dowwwwwn’.”
Faster Menner	Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
And Yet, You’re Still Hungry	Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
The Abakening	Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
There’s really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I’m rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how’s your day been?	Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Fast	Bake 1 septillion cookies per second. “Wow!”
Knead For Speed	Bake 10 septillion cookies per second. “How did we not make that one yet?”
Well The Cookies Start Coming and They Don’t Stop Coming	Bake 100 septillion cookies per second. “Didn’t make sense not to click for fun.”
I don’t know if you’ve noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center	Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
The proof of the cookie is in the baking	Bake 10 octillion cookies per second. “How can you have any cookies if you don’t bake your dough?”
If it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing	Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Running with Scissors	Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Rarefield Air	Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Push it to The Limit	Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Green Cookies Sleep Furiously	Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Leisurely Pace	Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Hypersonic	Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Gotta Go Fast	Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Bake him away, toys	Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
You’re #1 so why try harder	Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Haven’t even begun to peak	Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
What did we even eat before these	Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Heavy Flow	Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
More you say?	Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Keep going until I say stop	Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
But I didn’t say stop, did I?	Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
With unrivaled fervor	Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Clicking Achievements

Name	Description
Clicktastic	Make 1,000 clicks from clicking.
Clickathlon	Make 100,000 clicks from clicking.
Clickolympics	Make 10 million clicks from clicking.
Clickorama	Make 1 billion from clicking.
Clickasmic	Make 100 billion clicks from clicking.
Clickageddon	Make 10 trillion clicks from clicking.
Clicknarok	Make 1 quadrillion clicks from clicking.
Clickastrophe	Make 100 quadrillion clicks from clicking.
Clickataclysm	Make 10 quintillion clicks from clicking.
The Ultimate Clickdown	Make 1 sextillion clicks from clicking.
All the other kids with the pumped up clicks	Make 100 sextillion clicks from clicking.
One…more…click…	Make 10 septillion clicks from clicking.
Clickety Split	Make 1 octillion clicks from clicking.

Cookie Clicker Building Achievements

Cursor

Name	Description
Click	Have 1 cursor.
Double-click	Have 2 cursors.
Mouse wheel	Have 50 cursors.
Of Mice and Men	Have 100 cursors.
The Digital	Have 200 cursors.
Extreme Polydactyly	Have 300 cursors.
Dr. T	Have 400 cursors.
Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals	Have 500 cursors. “& KNUCKLES”
With her finger and her thumb	Have 600 cursors.
Gotta hand it to you	Have 700 cursors.
The Devil’s Workshop	Have 800 cursors.
Click Delegator	Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Finger clickin’ good	Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Click (starring Adam Sandler)	Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Freaky Jazz Hands	Reach level 10 cursors.

Grandma

Name	Description
Just wrong	Sell a grandma. “I thought you loved me.”
Grandma’s cookies	Have 1 grandma.
Sloppy kisses	Have 50 grandmas.
Retirement home	Have 100 grandmas.
Friend of the ancients	Have 150 grandmas.
Ruler of the ancients	Have 200 grandmas.
The old never bothered me anyway	Have 250 grandmas.
The agemaster	Have 300 grandmas.
To oldly go	Have 350 grandmas.
Aged well	Have 400 grandmas.
101st birthday	Have 450 grandmas.
Defense of the ancients	Have 500 grandmas.
But wait ’til you get older	Have 550 grandmas.
Okay boomer	Have 600 grandmas.
Gushing grannies	Make 10 quintillion cookies just from Grandmas.
Panic at the bingo	Make 100 septillion cookies just from Grandmas.
Frantiquities	Make 1 decillion cookies just from Grandmas.
Methuselah	Reach level 10 grandmas.
Elder	Own at least 7 grandma types.
Veteran	Own at least 14 grandma types. “14’s a crowd!”

Farm

Name	Description
Bought the farm	Have 1 farm.
Reap what you sow	Have 50 farms
Farm ill	Have 100 farms
Perfected agriculture	Have 150 farms
Homegrown	Have 200 farms
Gardener extraordinaire	Have 250 farms
Seedy business	Have 300 farms
You and the beanstalk	Have 350 farms
Harvest moon	Have 400 farms
Make like a tree	Have 450 farms
Sharpest tool in the shed	Have 500 farms
Overripe	Have 550 farms
In the green	Have 600 farms
I hate manure	Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Rake in the dough	Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Overgrowth	Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Huge tracts of land	Reach level 10 farms.

Mines

Name	Description
You know the drill	Have 1 mine.
Excavation site	Have 50 mines.
Hollow the planet	Have 100 mines.
Can you dig it	Have 150 mines.
Center of the Earth	Have 200 mines.
Tectonic ambassador	Have 250 mines.
Freak fracking	Have 300 mines.
Romancing the stone	Have 350 mines.
Mine?	Have 400 mines.
Cave story	Have 450 mines.
Hey now, you’re a rock	Have 500 mines.
Rock on	Have 550 mines.
Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way	Have 600 mines.
Never dig down	Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Quarry on	Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Sedimentalism	Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
D-d-d-d-deeper	Reach level 10 mines.

Factory

Name	Description
Production chain	Have 1 factory.
Industrial revolution	Have 50 factories.
Global warming	Have 100 factories.
Ultimate automation	Have 150 factories.
Technocracy	Have 200 factories.
Rise of the machines	Have 250 factories.
Modern times	Have 300 factories.
Ex machina	Have 350 factories.
In full gear	Have 400 factories.
In-cog-neato	Have 450 factories.
Break the mold	Have 500 factories.
Self-manmade man	Have 550 factories.
The wheels of progress	Have 600 factories.
The Incredible Machine	Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Yes I love technology	Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Labor of Love	Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Patently Genius	Reach level 10 factories.

Bank

Name	Description
Pretty penny	Have 1 bank.
Fit the bill	Have 50 banks.
A loan in the dark	Have 100 banks.
Need for greed	Have 150 banks.
It’s the economy, stupid	Have 200 banks.
Acquire currency	Have 250 banks.
The nerve of war	Have 300 banks.
And I need it now	Have 350 banks.
Treacle tart economics	Have 400 banks.
Save your breath because that’s all you’ve got left	Have 450 banks.
Get the show on, get paid	Have 500 banks.
Checks out	Have 550 banks.
That’s rich	Have 600 banks.
Vested interest	Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Paid in full	Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Reverse funnel system	Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
A capital idea	Reach level 10 banks.

Temple

Name	Description
Your time to shrine	Have 1 temple.
Shady sect	Have 50 temples.
New-age cult	Have 100 temples.
Organized religion	Have 150 temples.
Fanaticism	Have 200 temples.
Zealotry	Have 250 temples.
Wololo	Have 300 temples.
Pray on the weak	Have 350 temples.
Holy cookies, grandma!	Have 400 temples.
Vengeful and almighty	Have 450 temples.
My world’s on fire, how about yours	Have 500 temples.
Living on a Prayer	Have 550 temples.
Preaches and cream	Have 600 temples.
New World Order	Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Church of Cookiology	Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Thus spoke you	Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
It belongs in a bakery	Reach level 10 temples.

Wizard Tower

Name	Description
Bewitched	Have 1 wizard tower.
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice	Have 50 wizard towers.
Charms and Enchantments	Have 100 wizard towers.
Curses and Maledictions	Have 150 wizard towers.
Magic Kingdom	Have 200 wizard towers.
The Wizarding World	Have 250 wizard towers.
And now for my next trick, I’ll need a volunteer from the audience	Have 300 wizard towers.
It’s a kind of magic	Have 350 wizard towers.
The Prestige	Have 400 wizard towers. “(Unrelated to the Cookie Clicker feature of the same name.)”
Spell it out for you	Have 450 wizard towers.
The meteor men beg to differ	Have 500 wizard towers.
Higitus figitus migitus mum	Have 550 wizard towers.
Magic thinking	Have 600 wizard towers.
Hocus Pocus	Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Too many rabbits, not enough hats	Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Manafest Destiny	Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Motormouth	Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Shipment

Name	Description
Expedition	Have 1 shipment.
Galactic highway	Have 50 shipments.
Far far away	Have 100 shipments.
Type II civilization	Have 150 shipments.
We come in peace	Have 200 shipments.
Parsec-masher	Have 250 shipments.
It’s not delivery	Have 300 shipments.
Make it so	Have 350 shipments.
That’s just peanuts to space	Have 400 shipments.
Space space space space space	Have 450 shipments.
Only shooting stars	Have 500 shipments.
The incredible journey	Have 550 shipments.
Is there life on Mars?	Have 600 shipments. “Yes, there is. You’re currently using it as filling in experimental flavor prototype #810657.”
And beyond	Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
The most precious cargo	Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night	Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Been there done that	Reach level 10 shipments.

Alchemy Lab

Name	Description
Transmutation	Have 1 alchemy lab.
Transmogrification	Have 50 alchemy labs.
Gold member	Have 100 alchemy labs.
Gild wars	Have 150 alchemy labs.
The Secrets of the Universe	Have 200 alchemy labs.
The Work of a Lifetime	Have 250 alchemy labs.
Gold, Jerryl! Gold!	Have 300 alchemy labs.
All that glitters is gold	Have 350 alchemy labs.
Worth its weight in lead	Have 400 alchemy labs.
Don’t get used to yourself, you’re gonna have to change	Have 450 alchemy labs.
We could all use a little change	Have 500 alchemy labs.
Just a phase	Have 550 alchemy labs.
Bad Chemistry	Have 600 alchemy labs.
Magnum Opus	Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
The Aureate	Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
I’ve got the Midas Touch	Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Phlogisticated substances	Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Portal

Name	Description
A Whole New World	Have 1 portal.
Now you’re thinking	Have 50 portals.
Dimensional Shift	Have 100 portals.
Brain-split	Have 150 portals.
Realm of the Mad God	Have 200 portals.
A Place Lost in Time	Have 250 portals.
Forbidden Zone	Have 300 portals.
He Comes (Steam Version: Here He Comes)	Have 350 portals.
What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex	Have 400 portals.
Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear	Have 450 portals.
Your brain gets small but your head gets dumb	Have 500 portals.
Don’t let me leave, Murph	Have 550 portals.
Reduced to gibbering heaps	Have 600 portals.
With strange eons	Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Even more hideous	Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Which eternal lie	Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Bizarro World	Reach level 10 portals.

Time Machine

Name	Description
Time Warp	Have 1 time machine.
Alternate Timeline	Have 50 time machines.
Rewriting History	Have 100 time machines.
Time Duke	Have 150 time machines.
Forever and Ever	Have 200 time machines.
Heat Death	Have 250 time machines.
cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com	Have 300 time machines.
Way back then	Have 350 time machines.
Invited to yesterday’s party	Have 400 time machines.
Groundhog Day	Have 450 time machines.
The Years Start Coming	Have 500 time machines.
Caveman to Cosmos	Have 550 time machines.
Back already?	Have 600 time machines.
Spacetime Jigamaroo	Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Be kind, reward	Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Deja vu	Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
The long now	Reach level 10 time machines.

Antimatter Condenser

Name	Description
Antibatter	Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Quirky Quarks	Have 50 antimatter condensers.
It does matter!	Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Molecular maestro	Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Walk the planck	Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Microcosm	Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Scientists baffled everywhere	Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Exotic Matter	Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Downsizing	Have 400 antimatter condensers.
A matter of perspective	Have 450 antimatter condensers.
What a concept	Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Particular Tastes	Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Nuclear Throne	Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Supermassive	Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Infinitesimal	Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Powers of Ten	Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Chubby Hadrons	Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Prism

Name	Description
Lone Photon	Have 1 prism.
Dazzling Glimmer	Have 50 prisms.
Blinding Flash	Have 100 prisms.
Unending Glow	Have 150 prisms.
Rise and Shine	Have 200 prisms.
Bright Future	Have 250 prisms.
Harmony of the Spheres	Have 300 prisms.
At the end of the tunnel	Have 350 prisms.
My Eyes	Have 400 prisms.
Optical Illusion	Have 450 prisms.
You’ll never shine if you don’t glow	Have 500 prisms.
A Light Snack	Have 550 prisms.
Making Light of the Situation	Have 600 prisms.
Praise the Sun	Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
A still more glorious dawn	Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Now the dark days are gone	Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Palettable	Reach level 10 prisms.

Chancemaker

Name	Description
Lucked Out	Have 1 chancemaker.
What are the odds	Have 50 chancemakers.
Grandma needs a new pair of shoes	Have 100 chancemakers.
Million to one shot, doc	Have 150 chancemakers
As luck would have it	Have 200 chancemakers.
Ever in your favor	Have 250 chancemakers.
Be a lady	Have 300 chancemakers.
Dicey business	Have 350 chancemakers.
Maybe a chance in hell, actually	Have 400 chancemakers.
Jackpot	Have 450 chancemakers.
You’ll never know if you don’t go	Have 500 chancemakers.
Tempting Fate	Have 550 chancemakers.
Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose	Have 600 chancemakers.
Fingers crossed	Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Just a statistic	Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Murphy’s Wild Guess	Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Let’s leaf it at that	Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Fractal Engine

Name	Description
Self-contained	Have 1 fractal engine.
Threw you for a loop	Have 50 fractal engines.
The sum of its parts	Have 100 fractal engines.
Bears repeating	Have 150 fractal engines.
More of the same	Have 200 fractal engines.
Last recurse	Have 250 fractal engines.
Out of one, many	Have 300 fractal engines.
An example of recursion	Have 350 fractal engines.
For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title	Have 400 fractal engines.
I’m so meta, even this achievement	Have 450 fractal engines.
Never get bored	Have 500 fractal engines.
Tautological	Have 550 fractal engines.
In and of itself	Have 600 fractal engines.
The needs of the many	Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Eating its own	Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
We must go deeper	Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Sierpinski Rhomboids	Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Javascript Console

Name	Description
F12	Have 1 javascript console.
Variable success	Have 50 javascript consoles.
No comments	Have 100 javascript consoles.
Up to code	Have 150 javascript consoles.
Works on my machine	Have 200 javascript consoles.
Technical debt	Have 250 javascript consoles.
Mind your language	Have 300 javascript consoles.
Inconsolable	Have 350 javascript consoles.
Closure	Have 400 javascript consoles.
Dude what if we’re all living in a simulation like what if we’re all just code on a computer somewhere	Have 450 javascript consoles.
Taking the back streets	Have 500 javascript consoles.
Curly Braces	Have 550 javascript consoles. “Or as the French call them, mustache boxes. Go well with quotes.”
Duck Typing	Have 600 javascript consoles. “Hello, this is a duck typing. Got any grapes?”
Inherited Prototype	Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
A model of Document Object	Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
First-class citizen	Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Alexandria	Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Idleverse

Name	Description
They’ll never know what hit ’em	Have 1 idleverse.
Well-versed	Have 50 idleverses.
Ripe for the picking	Have 100 idleverses.
Unreal	Have 150 idleverses.
Once you’ve seen one	Have 200 idleverses.
Spoils and plunder	Have 250 idleverses.
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere	Have 300 idleverses.
Hyperspace expressway	Have 350 idleverses.
Versatile	Have 400 idleverses.
You are inevitable	Have 450 idleverses.
Away from this place	Have 500 idleverses.
Everywhere at once	Have 550 idleverses.
Reject reality, substitute your own	Have 600 idleverses.
Fringe	Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Coherence	Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Earth-616	Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Strange topologies	Reach level 10 idleverses.

Cortex Baker

Name	Description
It’s big brain time	Possess 1 cortex baker.
Just my imagination	Possess 50 cortex bakers.
Now there’s an idea	Possess 100 cortex bakers.
The organ that named itself	Possess 150 cortex bakers.
Gyrification	Possess 200 cortex bakers.
A trademarked portmanteau of “imagination” and “engineering”	Possess 250 cortex bakers.
Mindfulness	Possess 300 cortex bakers.
The 10% myth	Possess 350 cortex bakers.
Don’t think about it too hard	Possess 400 cortex bakers.
Though fools seldom differ	Possess 450 cortex bakers.
Looking kind of dumb	Possess 500 cortex bakers.
A beautiful mind	Possess 550 cortex bakers.
Cardinal synapses	Possess 600 cortex bakers.
By will alone, I set my mind in motion	Possess 650 cortex bakers.
Positive thinking	Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
The thought that counts	Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unthinkable	Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Gifted	Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Total Buildings and Upgrades Achievements

Name	Description
Builder	Own 100 buildings.
Architect	Own 500 buildings.
Engineer	Own 1,000 buildings.
Lord of Constructs	Own 2,000 buildings. “He saw the vast plains stretching ahead of him, and he said: let there be civilization.”
Grand Design	Own 4,000 buildings. “They’ll remember you forever!”
Ecumenopolis	Own 8,000 buildings. “Getting a wee bit cramped.”
Enhancer	Purchase 20 upgrades.
Augmenter	Purchase 50 upgrades.
Upgrader	Purchase 100 upgrades.
Lord of Progress	Purchase 200 upgrades. “One can always do better. But should you?”
The Full Picture	Purchase 300 upgrades. “So that’s where that fits in!”
When there’s nothing left to add	Purchase 400 upgrades. “…keep going.”
Polymath	Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings. “Excellence doesn’t happen overnight – it usually takes a good couple days.”
Renaissance Baker	Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings. “If you have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants – a mysterious species of towering humanoids until now thought long-extinct.”
The Elder Scrolls	Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors. “Let me guess. Someone stole your cookie.”
One with Everything	Have at least 1 of every building.
Mathematician	Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive object, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Base 10	Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Centennial	Have at least 100 of everything.
Centennial and a Half	Have at least 150 of everything.
Bicentennial	Have at least 200 of everything. “You crazy person.”
Bicentennial and a Half	Have at least 250 of everything. “Keep on tuckin’.”
Tricentennial	Have at least 300 of everything. “Can’t stop, won’t stop. Probably should stop, though.”
Tricentennial and a Half	Have at least 350 of everything. “(it’s free real estate)”
Quadricentennial	Have at least 400 of everything. “You’ve had to do horrible things to get this far. Horrible… horrible things.”
Quadricentennial and a Half	Have at least 450 of everything. “At this point, you might just be compensating for something.”
Quincentennial	Have at least 500 of everything. “Some people would say you’re halfway there. We do not care for those people and their reckless sense of unchecked optimism.”
Quincentennial and a Half	Have at least 550 of everything. “This won’t fill the churning void inside, you know.”
Sexcentennial	Have at least 600 of everything. “Hey, nice milestone!”

Golden Cookies

Name	Description
Golden Cookie	Click a golden cookie.
Lucky Cookie	Click 7 golden cookies.
A Stroke of Luck	Click 27 golden cookies.
Fortune	Click 77 golden cookies.
Leprechaun	Click 777 golden cookies.
Black Cat’s Paw	Click 7777 golden cookies.
Early Bird	Click a Golden Cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Fading Luck	Click a Golden Cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Miscellaneous

Name	Description
Thick-skinned	Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Jellicles	Own 10 kitten upgrades “Jellicles can and jellicles do! Make sure to wash your jellicles every day!”
Cookie-dunker	Dunk the cookie. “You did it!”
Tiny Cookie	Click the tiny cookie. “These aren’t the cookies you’re clicking for.”
What’s in a name	Give your bakery a name.
Here you go	Click this achievement slot. “All you had to do was ask.”
Tabloid addiction	Click on news ticker at least 50 times. “Page 6: Mad individual clicks on a picture of a pastry in a futile attempt to escape boredom! Also page 6: British Parliament ate my baby!”
Olden Days	Find the forgotten madeleine. “DashNet Farms remembers.”
Neverclick	Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Uncanny Clicker	Click really, really fast. “Well I’ll be!”

Grandmapocalypse

Grandmapocalypse is an event you can trigger by having at least seven Grandma Types and at least six Grandmas. Then, you can get the following achievements in Cookie Clicker.

Name	Description
Elder Nap	Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once. “we are eternal”
Elder Slumber	Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times. “our mind outlives the universe”
Elder Calm	Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs. “we have fed”
Itchscratcher	Burst 1 wrinkler.
Wrinklesquisher	Burst 50 wrinklers.
Moistburster	Burst 200 wrinklers.

Sugar Lump

Name	Description
Dude, sweet	Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Sugar Rush	Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Year’s worth of cavaties	Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps. “My lumps my lumps my lumps.”
Hand-picked	Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it’s ripe.
Sugar sugar	Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Sweetmeats	Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Maillard Reaction	Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Seasons

Name	Description
Spooky Cookies	Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Coming to Town	Reach Santa’s 7th form.
All Hail Santa	Reach Santa’s final form.
Let it Snow	Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Oh deer	Pop 1 reindeer.
Sleigh of hand	Pop 50 reindeer.
Reindeer sleigher	Pop 200 reindeer.
Eldeer	Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Lovely Cookies	Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
The hunt is on	Unlock 1 egg.
Egging on	Unlock 7 eggs.
Mass Easteria	Unlock 14 eggs.
Hide & Seek Champion	Unlock all the eggs.

Ascension

Name	Description
Here be dragon	Complete your dragon’s training.
Rebirth	Ascend at least once.
Resurrection	Ascend 10 times.
Reincarnation	Ascend 100 times.
Sacrifice	Ascend with 1 million cookies baked. “Easy come, easy go.”
Oblivion	Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked. “Back to square one.”
From Scratch	Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked. “It’s been fun.”
Nihilism	Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked. “There are many things that need to be erased”
Dematerialize	Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked. “Presto! …where’d the cookies go?”
Nil Zero Zilch	Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked. “To summarize: really not very much at all.”
Transcendence	Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked. “Your cookies are now on a higher plane of being.”
Obliterate	Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked. “Resistance is futile, albeit entertaining.”
Negative Void	Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked. “You now have so few cookies that it’s almost like you have a negative amount of them.”
To crumbs, you say?	Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked. “Very well then.”
You get nothing	Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked. “Good day sir!”
Humble rebeginnings	Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked. “Started from the bottom, now we’re here.”
The end of the world	Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked. “(as we know it)”
Oh, you’re back	Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked. “Missed us?”
Lazarus	Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked. “All rise.”
Smurf Account	Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked. “It’s like you just appeared out of the blue!”
If at first you don’t succeed	Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked. “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try again. But isn’t that the definition of insanity?”

Milestones

Name	Description
Hardcore	Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Wholesome	Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
O Fortuna	Own every fortune upgrade.
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo	Cast 9 spells.
I’m the wiz	Cast 99 spells.
A wizard is you	Cast 999 spells. “I’m a what?”
Botany enthusiast	Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Green, aching thumb	Harvest 1000 mature garden plants.
In the Garden of Eden (baby)	Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants. “Isn’t tending to those precious little plants just so rock and/or roll?”
Keeper of the Conservatory	Unlock every garden seed.
Seedless to nay	Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Initial Public Offering	Make your first stock market profit.
Rookie Numbers	Own at least 100 of every stock market stock. “Gotta pump those numbers up!”
No nobility in poverty	Own at least 500 of every market stock. “What kind of individual is out there cramming camels through needle holes anyway?”
Full warehouses	Own at least 1,000 of a stock market stock.
Make my day	Make a day of CPS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Buy buy buy	Spend a day of CPS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Pyramid Scheme	Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Liquid Assets	Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
You win a cookie	This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news. “We’re all so proud of you.”

Cookie Clicker Shadow Achievements

These achievements are hard to obtain and you have to be an active player in the game. But they will not affect the Milk percentage in the game.

Name	Description
Four-leaf Cookie	Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously. “Fairly rare, considering cookies don’t even have leaves.”
Seven Horseshoes	Click 27,777 golden cookies.
All-natural cane sugar	Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Endless Cycle	Ascend 1,000 times. “Oh hey, it’s you again.”
Cheated Cookies taste awful	Hack in cookies.
God Complex	Name yourself Orteil. Note: usurpers incur a -1% CPS penalty until they rename themselves something else. “But that’s not you, is it?”
Third-party	Use an add-on. “Some find vanilla to be the most boring flavor.”
When the cookies ascend just right	Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Speed Baking I	Get to 1 million cookies in 35 minutes.
Speed Baking II	Get to 1 million cookies in 25 minutes.
Speed Baking III	Get to 1 million cookies in 15 minutes.
True Neverclick	Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks. “This kinda defeats the whole purpose, doesn’t it?”
Just plain lucky	You have 1 chance in 500,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Last Chance to See	Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler. “You monster!”
So much to do so much to see	Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Gaseous Assets	Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CPS ($31,536,000).

These are all the achievements you can get in Cookie Clicker. We decided not to add the dungeon achievements as the only way to get them is by cheating in the 1.037 Beta Dungeons version. For more helpful information like Cookie Clicker Ascension Guide, visit GamerTweak soon.